Whack Facts?!

One of those inevitable things in life just happen. I was referenced to this site again: http://chucknorrisfacts.com/. Those facts are so wrong and messed up they're just hilarious. The first time I happened upon this site I keep going back for 3 days to read more in a state of disbelief.

Some of my favorites are:
1.Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
2.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3.Outer Space exists because it's scared to live on the same planet as Chuck Norris
4.Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the side of a Mcdonalds turning it into a Wendy's
5.Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
3.Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is
5.In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man
6.Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you