Air What!?!

I'm not sure if this has to do with a general lost of decency in America or really as humorous and funny as I find it. I have not even heard of it until recently and wonder how many people have heard of Air sex. I guess it should have been expected it. How many air guitar contest can there be without involving people's hormones. It seems all roads lead to people's bodily functions at some point.
I can say though, that discovering it was really not how I wanted to start a new year but that is what happened on my new years day. If what happens on the new years day affects the rest of the year I sure hope the celebrations I went to beforehand had more of an impact than the shock or reading that. There was a pamphlet on the car advertising an event with an Air Sex competition. Almost as interesting as the very fact there is a competition for it was the first rule list which basically was: Don't have sex for real! It worries me they had to list that at all.